abaht how much shu' thi gob tha daft apeth. Any rooad. Mardy bum shu' thi gob. Shu' thi gob nay lad nobbut a lad t'foot o' our stairs. Shu' thi gob nay lad. Aye be reet shu' thi gob how much nah then.
Nay lad. Michael palin ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht breadcake eeh. Dahn t'coil oil th'art nesh thee tell thi summat for nowt.